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Jun. 22nd, 2006 | 11:31 pm

create a south park
click here for South Park create a character

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Dec. 28th, 2005 | 01:16 pm
music: from the bottom of my broken heart

I dont write in here because I fear I sound emo

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Jul. 4th, 2005 | 11:42 pm

What Icons are for you? by ladyallie
Username
Favourite Colour
Sex
Your Love icon is...
Your Sad Icon is...
Your Happy Icon is...
Your Angry Icon is...
Your Food Icon is...
Your Animal Icon is...
Your Random Icon is...
Your Cartoon Icon is...
Your Sexy Icon is...
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Jun. 26th, 2005 | 09:50 pm

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kyle can you share? please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Jun. 13th, 2005 | 02:47 am

What do your friends use for sexual gratifaction? by beardedtroll
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Your kinkiest LJ friend
Your friendmandyco69
uses
Your friendclosedbox
uses
Your friendprplenift3
uses
Your friendpenguinonprozak
uses
Your friendjaded_discord
uses
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Mar. 24th, 2005 | 01:04 am



You are






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Lessons from Mom

Nov. 19th, 2004 | 01:51 pm

My mother taught me LOGIC...
"Because I said so, that's why."

My mother taught me FORESIGHT...
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

My mother taught me IRONY...
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS...
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM...
"Will you just look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

My mother taught me about STAMINA...
"You'll sit there 'till all that spinach is finished."

My mother taught me about WEATHER...
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY...
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't
Exaggerate!!!"

My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE...
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION...
"Stop acting like your father!"

My mother taught me about ENVY...
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do!"

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Nov. 19th, 2004 | 03:37 am

You are 80% Libra







To pick up Cody: Seriously honey - sex is like pizza. Even if it's bad it's still pretty darn good.


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Nov. 17th, 2004 | 09:18 pm



You Know You're From Florida When...


You use "fix" as a verb in this context: "I am fixing to go to the store".

You know what "cow tipping" is.

You find 100 degrees F "a little warm."

You know the four seasons as: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.

A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop ... it's a Coke, regardless of the brand or flavor.

You own at least five pairs of flip flops

You know someone who's been struck by lightning

You're more scared of the freaks who live down the street than gators

Your backyard is sometimes a swamp

You're officially sick of Disney

You shrug off hurricane warnings

You've been permanently blinded by fat men in speedos

There are only two seasons - hot and hotter

You've drank a flaming alligator.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Florida.




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Nov. 11th, 2004 | 08:41 pm

What kind of disease are you?

candis:

candis is caused by Satan.




candis complex makes you think you're important. You aren't.
The only way to stop the spread of candis is to raise bees in your hair.
Name?

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