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Nov. 17th, 2004 | 09:18 pm

You Know You're From Florida When...

You use "fix" as a verb in this context: "I am fixing to go to the store".

You know what "cow tipping" is.

You find 100 degrees F "a little warm."

You know the four seasons as: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.

A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop ... it's a Coke, regardless of the brand or flavor.

You own at least five pairs of flip flops

You know someone who's been struck by lightning

You're more scared of the freaks who live down the street than gators

Your backyard is sometimes a swamp

You're officially sick of Disney

You shrug off hurricane warnings

You've been permanently blinded by fat men in speedos

There are only two seasons - hot and hotter

You've drank a flaming alligator.

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Florida.

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From: agirlsgarden
Date: Nov. 17th, 2004 06:29 pm (UTC)

Candis is silly

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From: penguinonprozak
Date: Nov. 18th, 2004 01:42 pm (UTC)

"You've been permanently blinded by fat men in speedos"

....no thats "you know you work at Universal Studios FL" lol :-P

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