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Nov. 10th, 2004 | 02:36 am

Maple Tree (Independence of Mind) -- no ordinary person, full of imagination and originality, shy and reserved, ambitious, proud,self-confident, hungers for new experiences, sometimes nervous, has many complexities, good memory, learns easily, complicated love life, wants to impress.

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joke!

Oct. 29th, 2004 | 06:36 pm

Death of a Senator:

A powerful senator dies after a prolonged illness. His soul arrives in
heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

"Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems
there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts,
you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," says the guy.

"Well, I'd like to but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is
have you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose
where to spend eternity."

"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven," says the
senator.

"I'm sorry but we have our rules."

And with that, St Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down,
down, down to Hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle
of a green golf course In the distance is a club and standing in front
of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with
him, everyone is very happy and in evening attire. They run to greet
him, hug him, and reminisce about the good times they had while
getting rich at the expense of the people They play a friendly game of
golf and then dine on lobster and caviar. Also present is the Devil,
who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and
telling jokes. They are having such a good time that, before he
realizes it, it is time to go. Everyone gives him a big hug and waves
while the elevator rises.

The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on Heaven where St.
Peter is waiting for him.

"Now it's time to visit Heaven."

So 24 hours pass with the head of state joining a group of contented
souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They
have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by
and St. Peter returns.

"Well then, you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now
choose your eternity." He reflects for a minute, then the senator
answers, "Well, I would never have said it, I mean Heaven has been
delightful, but I think I would be better off in Hell."

So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down
to Hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he is in the middle of
a barren land covered with waste and garbage. He sees all his friends,
dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags.
The Devil comes over to him and lays his arm on his neck.

"I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here and
there was a golf course and club and we ate lobster and caviar and
danced and had a great time. Now all there is, is a wasteland full of
garbage and my friends look miserable.

The Devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were
campaigning. Today you voted for us!"

VOTE WISELY THIS COMING ELECTION!!

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Jun. 13th, 2004 | 03:09 pm

How to make a littledreamer20
Ingredients:

1 part anger

1 part silliness

1 part empathy
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little caring if desired!

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HOW DARE YOU ALLI!

Jun. 6th, 2004 | 06:11 pm

littledreamer20's LJ stalker is navi_chan!
navi_chan is stalking you because you are really good at bowling. They are also getting with your significant other!


LiveJournal Username:


LJ Stalker Finder
From Go-Quiz.com

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May. 26th, 2004 | 12:28 am

If I were a [feminine] gay man...
by 38886
Your name
Your Gay Man NameTeddy
Your Gay Man OccupationFashion Consultant
Your Stereotypical Gay Man TraitSpelling boy with an i
Your Gay Man Music of ChoiceSimple Plan (Mmm that Chuck!)
Your Gay Man Cause of DeathAngry Ex-Lover
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Your True Nature by llScorpiusll
Username
The quality that most appeals to you:Creativity
In a survival situation, you:Do what is necessary
Your hidden talent is:Endurance
Your gift is:An iron constitution
In groups, you:Feel uncomfortable
Your best quality is:Your indomitable will
Your weakness is:Your laziness
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I thought this was cute

May. 12th, 2004 | 04:03 pm

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what the hell 87%? yeah right

May. 11th, 2004 | 12:52 pm

I really picked mix and match these but the monster pic wouldnt show up so this is my 2nd choice


What do you dream about?
Name/Nickname:
Age:
Zodiac Sign:
Fav. Color Combo:
Your dreams generally include: Dark alleyways or other small, dark spaces
Approximate number of monthly nightmares: 49
The worst monster you've seen in a dream:
Your dreams are usually full of sound but lacking in color
Percentage of dreams involving sex - 87%
Will your dreams ever come true? (8) - It is certain. - (8)
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May. 11th, 2004 | 10:19 am

Dear Friend,

I believe that ALL Americans, including gays and lesbians,
deserve the rights, responsibilities, and
privileges that come with marriage. And right now, we have an
unprecedented opportunity to make that
dream a reality. Please, join me in adding your voice to a
million voices raised in support of civil
marriage for gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender couples at
www.MillionForMarriage.org . We must not allow Bush and Cheney to
legislate morality for GLBT Americans!
This is supposed to be a free country.

http://www.millionformarriage.org

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Van Helsing haha i got to see it before everyone else

May. 7th, 2004 | 12:51 pm

yesterday I went to mid-florida tech to develope my black&white film.It came out yay.I didnt think it would because i was having camera problems.I only develope 2 of the pictures because I wanted alli to see them and tell me which ones she wants.So im goin back next week to develope the other ones.

I decided to try to be friend with cody.I promised myself I would stop pushing people out of my life.thats one reason why Im still friends with james.we might have had some bad times but all friends do.I just have to focus on the good times.

We (cody and I) decided we would hang out yesterday since i was already close to his house.he came to mid florida about 30mins because the school close.they had the employee preivew for van helsing.so we were goin to do see that.I had already seen the movie with alli on wesday.but cody has been sick and hasnt been working so he didnt have alot of money to do anything.and i knew how much he wanted to see that movie.it was free so.

but it didnt start until 6:30 so we had to find something to do until then.we went to the mall I got a pretty shirt and some lovely underwear.we went to a few other stores then head over to the movies.we had to be there atlease a hour early to get tickets.I was pretty sleepy because i got up really early because of the damn phone again.i wanted to fall asleep but it was to loud in there.cody didnt have problem with that he feel asleep on me 2 times.He told me something that really made me not want him anymore.

I think Im doin pretty good for someone that was in ayear and half relationship and had her heart broken.people tell me I should be more depressed.lol.so the movies ended.Its a pretty good movie but the acting was alittle corny.If you see it watch the woman vampires in the background.lol.we had left his car at the mall so he wouldnt have to pay for parking.so i drop him off.but I decided that if im goin to be friends with him i had to tell him how i felt.so i pretty much told him he broke my heart and a few other things.I kind of told him to get out of my car so he didnt really get to say anything back.

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I cant see right now

May. 7th, 2004 | 12:00 pm

I just woke up and my eyes are very fuzzy.what the hell?I wish ihad been writting in this i have to much to say right now.

I realized alot about a relation ship.You have to let the person be themself. so what if they dye.Like when I was with cody he was saying how he wanted a motorcycle I told him he couldnt have one.LOL.that is so funny to me now.lol.His family didnt want him to get one so i wasnt the only person.I dont know i had this fear that he would get hit and die.Im always scared to be driving behind a motorcycle.I realized that it didnt matter if the got a motorcycle or just had a car because If he die it would be his time to go.I think i fear scary things.I am so scared of heights.I think im goin to try and get over that with the help of alli.I do work at universal.Ive only been on one roller-coaster it was the dragon one.the only time i open my eyes i was upside down so that didnt go over very well.Ill just have to keep telling myself that its a ride ill be fine.I feel like this goes along with changing my life.I also wanna start doing some kind of working out.ITS TIME TO CHANGE.

I also with a help of a friend who really brought the subject up.I hope she doesnt mind.She is in a relationship now and she was talking about how her other half as alot of friends and she always feels like the 3th wheel.she doesnt really have friend of her own to hang out with.I realized that the person your goin out with should just be APART of your life NOT your life.cody and I didnt really go and hang out with other people.we were working or with each other.I dont think a relationship can with out you both having friends.Its ok to have fun without them.cody would get mad if I went to see a movie with someone else even if he didnt wanna see the movie.I know hes a movie freak but if you dont wanna see it i can see it with someone that.

Im goin to make 2 journals so it doesnt seem so long.

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